whooosuper:

sexypleaseeeeee:

catherrscall:

hi:

14 CELEBRITIES POSING WITH THEIR YOUNGER SELVES

See all 14 HERE

THEY ARE ALL SO CUTE I LOVE THEM

I want younger Tom Cruise right now. In my bed. Omg.

HOW IS HE SO HOT FOR THE PAST 30 YEARS.

(via hi)

the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

best one yet

(via decaydancerecords)

avocadosalad:

This gender swap episode of Futurama is kind of amazing.

avocadosalad:

This gender swap episode of Futurama is kind of amazing.

kellyangel:

Apparently it’s not a legitimate reason to miss work. 
[print available here]

kellyangel:

Apparently it’s not a legitimate reason to miss work. 

[print available here]

Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
Me: Yes

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

(Source: oate, via relahvant)

party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

(via relahvant)

i-am-momo-senpai-and-i:

tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BUDDHA

(via kingfor-mulitple-days)

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via five-gays1direction)

amerixhanhorror:

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

So spring breakers

(Source: jdandachi, via radfl0wer)

earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

image

ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

(Source: gusfriing, via roaming-peter-pans-oreo)