tashamt:

why can’t you be straight

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you just haven’t had my dick

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can I watch?

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you’re just an uptight feminist who wont give men a try.

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come see me when your “phase” is over.

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When did you decide to be gay?

you’re going to hell

if we let you get married we have to let people marry dogs.

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

(Source: simplefoetus, via han-rawr)

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

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